Harvey Weinstein's not so bad -
He's not a cad, the frisky lad.
Just let him grope, or else he'll mope,
And you won't work on any soap.
Harvey Weinstein caught the girl,
and fondled her, and made her hurl.
Massage demanded, nothing got -
He fired her, his parting shot.
Harvey Weinstein, tongue in cheek -
The cheek was hers, it made her shriek.
Harvey Weinstein didn't mind
Harassing every girl he'd find.
He felt there was no harm in trying,
And evaded the police by lying.
From Shakespeare in Love to Kill Bill 3,
Pulp Fiction, Clerks, and Apollo 13.
The Founder, Django, and The Aviator -
They'd all feed Harvey to an alligator.
Harvey Weinstein
Thought himself virile and racy.
But he was creepier
Than John Wayne Gacy.
