In a world where bonobo chimps speak English, how would the film THE THIRD MAN have been different, had the script been written by a bonobo ape and the director was also a bonobo ape.
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In a hypothetical scenario where bonobos have acquired the ability to speak English, write scripts, and direct films, it's important to remember that their experiences, social structures, and interests significantly differ from those of humans. Hence, "The Third Man," originally a 1949 British film noir directed by Carol Reed, could see substantial changes in its storyline, themes, and filming style.
Storyline: Bonobos are known for their egalitarian, cooperative society and high levels of empathy. As such, the original plot, which revolves around betrayal, corruption, and moral ambiguity, may not be as appealing to a bonobo. The script may focus more on themes of community, cooperation, and social bonding. Instead of Harry Lime being a criminal who fakes his own death, he could be a bonobo who strayed from the group, causing a rift that needs to be mended.
Themes: The original film is a post-war narrative filled with skepticism and cynicism. These themes could be replaced by more bonobo-friendly themes such as empathy, collaboration, and reconciliation. Bonobos are famous for their conflict resolution skills which could take center stage in the film.
Style: Bonobos might opt for a more communal and collaborative approach to film-making. Instead of the tension-filled and shadowy atmosphere of the original film, the bonobo version could feature a brighter, more open setting to reflect their less conflict-driven society. The famous zither music score may still be included, considering bonobos' demonstrated interest in music, but possibly with a more upbeat, communal rhythm.
Character Interactions: Bonobos have different social norms, and these could reflect in character interactions. There might be less conflict and more negotiation and dialogue. Physical contact, grooming, sharing, and other communal activities might be more prevalent.
Gender Roles: Bonobos are a matriarchal society, so important roles, like that of Anna Schmidt in the original, may be amplified, reflecting the elevated status of female bonobos.
Ending: The original ending is bleak, reflecting the grim realities of post-war Europe. A bonobo-directed version might opt for a more optimistic conclusion, focusing on reintegration and forgiveness rather than punishment and isolation.
Keep in mind that this is a very speculative response, as it assumes that bonobos can fully grasp and emulate human linguistic and artistic concepts. While bonobos are intelligent and socially complex animals, our current understanding (as of 2021) suggests that they do not have the cognitive abilities to create and understand narratives and art in the way humans do.
