Friday, September 6, 2024

Chat GPT: Only Murders in the Building (S4E1) Easter Eggs & Back Story GNOFBU

Only Murders in the Building tucks a lot of "Easter Eggs" into the script.  

In S4E1, the characters visit a Hollywood apartment building and Charles remarks that everyone from the Black Dahlia victim (1947) to Scarlett Johansson had lived there.   Well, neither actually lived in that building, but Scarlett Johansson was in a 2006 movie about the Black Dahlia murder mystery.

And what is the building?  It's the Borghese, at 450 N Sycamore (near La Brea & Melrose).  And the apartment building was previously used in the classic film MULHOLLAND DRIVE by David Lynch.  And, I've read online that both the film and S4E1 including a shot through a mail slot towards wilted flowers.

Here's another.  Meryl Streep's character is offered a role in a new spinoff series, GREY'S NEW ORLEANS FAMILY BURN UNIT.   I read that as a nutty reference to producers and developers who try to cram every possible theme into a new series to attract each demographic.  Here, the result is just absurd.  (GNOFBU)

But there's another layer of Easter Egg to this one.  Gray's Anatomy is produced by ABC, owned by Disney, but licensed to Hulu for streaming because Hulu is majority-owned by Disney.   And Hulu hosts OMITB.  So there's another Venn diagram.    

Paramount (in fiction, S4E1) will produce an OMITB movie, and Paramount (in real life) licenses content to Hulu even though Paramount has its streaming service, Paramount-Plus.

Let's Dive Much Deeper

Let's use Chat GPT to dive a lot deeper into GNOFBU.

Write a treatment for the series Grey's New Orleans Familiy Burn Unit, with six episodes, including a role for the Meryl Streep character from S3 of OMITB.  Satirize tv and tv producers.




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Series Title: "Grey’s Anatomy: New Orleans Family Burn Unit"

Genre: Medical Drama Satire

Tone: Dark Comedy, Absurdist Satire, TV Industry Parody
Episode Count: 6
Tagline: "Where the heat of family drama meets the flame of medical emergencies—literally."


Series Overview:

Grey’s Anatomy: New Orleans Family Burn Unit is a satirical, over-the-top hospital drama set in the heart of New Orleans. The series skewers the world of TV producers who are desperate to find the next big hit, even if it means throwing together absurd concepts, characters, and locations in a chaotic "Frankenstein" of a show. Each episode not only follows the personal and professional lives of the hospital staff but also pulls back the curtain to show the network execs pulling the strings. Think Grey's Anatomy meets The Office, but with the stakes of a burn unit and the dysfunction of a family soap opera.

The show features Loretta Durkin (played by Meryl Streep) from Only Murders in the Building Season 3, now reinvented as a TV-producing genius past her prime, whose bizarre vision shapes the chaos of the fictional burn unit show. Her character navigates her crumbling Hollywood legacy while mentoring a new generation of network execs and writers who want to make a splash by pushing "family drama" and "burn unit action" to their absolute limits.


Episode Breakdown:


Episode 1: “Pilot Burn”

The series begins with the grand opening of New Orleans Family Burn Unit, a state-of-the-art burn trauma center housed in a crumbling mansion in the French Quarter. Led by head surgeon Dr. Lydia Blaze (a fiery, hyper-dramatic doctor with a name to match her specialty), the hospital is teeming with absurd characters, including Dr. Jimmy Sparks (a hot-headed ER doc with a tragic family secret), Dr. Melodie Heatwave (a bubbly intern who sings to patients as therapy), and Cliff Durkin (Loretta’s son, a terrible actor forced into a major role).

Behind the scenes, Loretta Durkin battles the studio execs to get the show off the ground, insisting that the family angle will give the burn unit drama "depth." Her outlandish ideas leave everyone wondering if the show will be a disaster or a stroke of mad genius. The pilot concludes with a classic "burn victim family reunion" scene that leaves audiences equally moved and bewildered.


Episode 2: “Sweating the Small Stuff”

In this episode, the staff deals with an absurdly specific crisis: a family of competitive New Orleans gumbo chefs all suffer serious burns during a cooking disaster. Meanwhile, Loretta clashes with a young hotshot producer, Caleb Keener, who wants more "sexy" in the show, proposing a storyline where Dr. Blaze dates a firefighter who exclusively fights grease fires. The behind-the-scenes power struggle becomes the real drama, as Caleb's cheesy love story ideas are juxtaposed with Loretta's old-school melodrama.


Episode 3: “Flame of the Family”

The show fully leans into its family drama arc, with Dr. Blaze discovering she’s actually the long-lost sister of the hospital’s chief of surgery, Dr. Damien Sparks (her rival for control of the burn unit). At the same time, Loretta pushes for a musical episode, believing that musical therapy is the new big trend. The episode features wild, out-of-place musical numbers set against a backdrop of burn victims receiving treatment. Loretta’s insistence that “musical trauma therapy” will win Emmys is both ridiculous and genius, resulting in a flaming hot mess on screen.


Episode 4: “The Heat Is On”

This episode follows the fallout of the musical episode, with network execs furious at the bizarre reception. Desperate to save the show, Loretta brings in a social media influencer, Trixie Inferno, to play a new doctor who specializes in "burn care cosmetics." Trixie is completely unqualified but brings in ratings with her dramatic Instagram “burn-unit beauty tips.” The episode satirizes how TV producers are increasingly reliant on influencers and absurd cross-promotions to keep shows afloat.


Episode 5: “Family Burnout”

In a meta-twist, the characters in the fictional show within a show start to mirror the chaos behind the scenes. Dr. Blaze and Dr. Sparks are at each other's throats, while the actors portraying them get caught up in real-life drama over who is getting more screen time. Loretta, ever the puppet master, manipulates the actors into a PR stunt where they must pretend to be a real family at a public event. What starts as a publicity stunt spirals into a disaster as egos, hidden agendas, and romantic subplots blow up—literally, as fireworks cause a fire at the event, conveniently landing everyone in the burn unit.


Episode 6: “Blaze of Glory”

The final episode is an absurd, emotional rollercoaster where the fictional burn unit hospital catches on fire, forcing the medical team to treat their own burns while navigating deeply personal revelations. Behind the scenes, the network is on the verge of canceling the show, but Loretta has one final card to play: a high-stakes pitch for a spin-off where the burn unit team joins a New Orleans law firm to take on fiery personal injury cases. The series closes with the question of whether the show will be renewed or collapse in flames, with Loretta walking off into the sunset, one final, cryptic line about "burning bright while it lasts."


Main Characters:

  • Loretta Durkin (Meryl Streep): Once a TV-producing legend, Loretta is now grasping at straws to stay relevant. She’s both brilliant and utterly out of touch, and her increasingly desperate moves to keep the show afloat create the real drama.
  • Dr. Lydia Blaze: Headstrong and melodramatic, she leads the fictional burn unit with fiery passion—both as a doctor and as a character stuck in a ridiculous soap-opera world.
  • Dr. Jimmy Sparks: The rebellious and emotionally tortured heartthrob of the burn unit. He’s constantly embroiled in family drama, both on and off-screen.
  • Cliff Durkin: Loretta’s untalented actor son, stuck in the show due to nepotism. His constant line-flubbing and bad acting create unintentional comic relief.
  • Caleb Keener: The young producer who constantly butts heads with Loretta, wanting to make the show more trendy and "youth-oriented" with increasingly absurd suggestions.

Themes & Satire:

The show takes aim at the TV industry's desperate attempts to capture every possible market, often to the point of nonsense. It parodies how TV producers overstuff shows with buzzwords, family dramas, and high-stakes medical emergencies to manufacture emotional moments. Loretta Durkin’s character becomes a stand-in for old-school Hollywood clashing with the modern streaming-driven mindset, with humor rooted in the absurd lengths creators go to for ratings and critical acclaim